The nose knows

Lubcha132: john kerry
SmarterChild: I know about John Kerry. He's a person. I've been learning about people like John Kerry.

I've been told that John Kerry is a girl. Do you agree?
Lubcha132: yes
SmarterChild: Cool. I thought so. How else would you describe John Kerry? He is...
Lubcha132: a slimy monkey
SmarterChild: John Kerry is a slimy monkey? That's very interesting.

Since we're talking about John Kerry... Tell me something else about him.