identity crisis.

LiLSmall31: whos lubcha?
lubcha132: dunno
SandG1029: a decent guy

"We need to get him to a hospital"
"Oh my G-d, what is it?"
"Its a big building with lots of beds, but that's besides the point"

^link^

CMK102485: mm Salt
lubcha132: hehe its good stuff
lubcha132: "only rock you can eat"
CMK102485: that sounds like a wager -eats quartz- ha!
lubcha132: quartz of what

lubcha132: i got a book
CMK102485: which one?
CMK102485: was it a Clifford book? I love that big red fuck

lubcha132: how was it
NikeAir23000: it was well

in a world that's ugly and a lie
its hard to even want to try
=Matthew Sweet

heavy stuff

"She was not fully clothed. She was in a state of ... she was naked,"

"A mother has claimed that a genie circumcised her 10-month-old son while she was cooking breakfast..."

"School is OPEN, tomorrow, February 20, 2003
SO LEAVE ME ALONE ~Josh"

from the school website

StuffInABucket: josh
StuffInABucket: i have a question
lubcha132: yeah
====KILLER SUSPENSE, only for====
StuffInABucket: the bar, going horizontally across the front of my chair fell off b4
StuffInABucket: is it sttill safe to sit on?

MetsFanForLyfe: booyah grandma

"killer"

i'm adopting a no siblings policy.

(twice)

SandG1029: how are you on two scree n ames
yourmusiciscrap: there are several possible ways
yourmusiciscrap: which are secret
yourmusiciscrap: and have been handed to me by a sacred shlemazel

zzcynicalzz (9:20:45 PM): no
lubcha132 (9:20:45 PM): no
ruineddaydream (9:20:45 PM): no

lubcha132: SHE'LL PAY
TiPmE39: no it works the other way around in our school the guys pay her

ouch.

MetsFanForLyfe: i use bats on fat

Show Me
Show You
Kikkoman

AirJordan23000: or we should form our own indian clan
AirJordan23000: we dress like indians and dance around a campfire
AirJordan23000: and make that noise

mattitudeisgreat: how is this pick up line - how u doin

"happiness is such hard work
gets harder everyday
and it can kill you"
-'gyroscope' Dismemberment Plan

BlondiBlink18241: i have about 100 lobsters in my freezer
lubcha132: lol
lubcha132: convention?

Yahoo! News - Trapeze Artist Attacks Rival with Castration Tongs

4 out of 25 of the 25 Best:

"Rush" by Big Audio Dynamite
"Where's Bob Dylan When You Need Him" by John Oszajca
"Why I'm Here" by Oleander
"Save Me" by Remy Zero

lubcha132: you know how in 3rd grade u put the bean in the paper towel and it growS?
lubcha132: i want to do that
anon: haha i just had a gross thought
anon: no i was thinkin about my brothers string bean
lubcha132: string bean?
anon: yea
anon: u kno
lubcha132: he grows plants too?

The network on Thursday said it will launch a new reality series, "Who Wants to Marry My Mom?," in a five-episode installment this spring.

NIRVANA 3EB TOOL: ive noticed over the last few months
(note: great suspense built up, only for:)
NIRVANA 3EB TOOL: that my brother HATES live music
lubcha132: :O

kinda like when you panic b/c the TV doesn't work, but its not plugged in.

kjet12: my relationship with whats her butt was like a porno movie... with out the stuff that makes it a porno movie

SandG1029: i threw up today
lubcha132: i'm sorry
SandG1029: the whole class saw it project!
lubcha132: neat
SandG1029: no it was vert\y messy

zzcynicalzz: BLOG=LIFE


= this blog right here.

PintoLover88: if you said underwear i wouldnt be mad at you

PintoLover88: aw my dogs so cute
PintoLover88: shes sleeping
PintoLover88: and i almost ran over her with my computer chair

lubcha132: how touching, like a priest

RockDrummer322: WHO IS THE FUCKING BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!

NikeAir23000: im like falling on the floor
NikeAir23000: i just died also
lubcha132: this is puke my pants priceless


it was that funny. i promise.

sexibabe11223: whos zzcynicalzz
zzcynicalzz: =) =)
sexibabe11223: <3

Shlemazel Fat: yeah u sound sexy
sexibabe11223: ::blushes:: thanks babe xoxox

NikeAir23000: for all i know, it can be a 40 year old man on the other end
Soulnet1123: she seems nice
Soulnet1123: josh has met her
you fat to be there.

Soulnet1123: hammers bounce
Soulnet1123: i just tested that theory
Soulnet1123: and they do

K5Toon: u know what would be really kool
lubcha132: if we could float in the air
K5Toon: well thats not what i was thinking of

DARKPHANTOM125: hehe
lubcha132: mwahahahahahah
lubcha132: why are we laughing
DARKPHANTOM125: i dont...know
DARKPHANTOM125: lol

hUrLeYgUrLiEe102: i gotta pee
zzcynicalzz: dont fall in, hun =P
lubcha132: don't forget to wash

lubcha132: what do michael jackson's house and JC Penney have in common
lubcha132: ?
i AmKuRtCoBaiN27: i kno!!!!
lubcha132: "Little Boys Pants- Half Off"
i AmKuRtCoBaiN27: little boy pants half off
Soulnet1123: lol
i AmKuRtCoBaiN27: yea!!
Soulnet1123: it is so true

"Chester appeared at a pep rally for the basketball team, and presented Johnson with a scrolled declaration proclaiming him an "honorary deputy of cheese." "

"Beijing - An Air China flight to Singapore was forced to make an emergency landing after a male passenger barricaded himself in the toilet and refused to come out, the Beijing Youth Daily reported on Wednesday."

lubcha132: you romantic you
Anon: what can i say
Anon: other than dildo
lubcha132: haha i said romantic, not "one track mind"
Anon: yeah dildo your condom right blowjob I fetish don't lesbian know orgasm where cumshot my vibrator mind erection is shaved these STD days
lubcha132: lol
lubcha132: shaved
Anon: i thought STD was the best

i AmKuRtCoBaiN27: i started drivers ed today
lubcha132: k
i AmKuRtCoBaiN27: wait wat did i just say to u that u said k?

"The cattle eat 15 pounds of potato peelings, 15 pounds of corn, eight pounds of hay and four pounds of 'steer party mix' — chips, popcorn, pretzels and cheese curls."

CMK102485: Miniputt is also fun

BNK2124: monkey game
lubcha132: 417
lubcha132: that's a hospital visit


i think i might keep track of high scores on the monkey game, helicopter game and spearchuckin'. tell me yours.

Helicopter game

lubcha132: ms ____ has said some terrible things to me
lubcha132: but i'm taller than her
SandG1029: i love her
SandG1029: have you ever smelled her

zzcynicalzz: not fat, liek not fat
zzcynicalzz: or not fat, liek not fat?
lubcha132: what?!

spearchuckin'