Thanks Dustin!!!!

OnADiFErnTPlAnET: how ur weeknd?
TiPmE39: tis gay
OnADiFErnTPlAnET: im not gay
TiPmE39: it was gay
OnADiFErnTPlAnET: wat was
TiPmE39: the weekend..
OnADiFErnTPlAnET: o how come?
TiPmE39: how come what?
OnADiFErnTPlAnET: how come it gay?
TiPmE39: how come what was gay?
OnADiFErnTPlAnET: how come ur weeknd gay?
TiPmE39: it was?
OnADiFErnTPlAnET: im sry i didnt hav ne sleep havin truble lately im sry i mite be payin so much attention i reely m sry
OnADiFErnTPlAnET: *not
OnADiFErnTPlAnET: but 2 tell u the truth u confusin me
OnADiFErnTPlAnET: u there damn im sry i reely shood lern 2 shut my mouth

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DolphnLuv9: how do we make impressions on people?
lubcha132: baseball bats
DolphnLuv9: no no

more fun with hockey

Atlanta's comeback hopes were hurt four minutes into the third period when Marc Savard was ejected after he bit the glove of a Toronto player during a scuffle. Savard was given a penalty for attempting to injure.

he used to be one...

"We've got to have much more focus on avoiding rather than surviving crashes," he said.

lubcha132: i've started learning kitzur with nothing but a dictionary
lubcha132: (and a kitzur)
BERRY87: damn, u almost left urself open for that

lubcha132: Random Name Generator
BERRY87: my new name is Lance Hartzler--what do u think?
lubcha132: i could do this for at least 20 minutes
lubcha132: Wilfred Deskin
lubcha132: Ervin Helmke
lubcha132: Ernest Roof
BERRY87: this is so fun
lubcha132: it really is
BERRY87: hows this sound? Ted Sherburne
BERRY87: I want a fake name
lubcha132: Lance Mook
lubcha132: we gotta come up with code names
lubcha132: Fernando Cudd
BERRY87: lol Rolf Deprez
BERRY87: Elisha Botterbusch
lubcha132: hhaha
BERRY87: wut would we do once we have fake names...
lubcha132: Guy Flippo
lubcha132: make reservations at restaurants
BERRY87: oh good call

lubcha132: lol
dasi425: ok wen ppl write lol does it mean they really laughed out loud
lubcha132: sometimes i'm sure
lubcha132: i use it when i say "hehe"
dasi425: so wen u say hehe it means u actually laughed out loud
lubcha132: yes
lubcha132: haha also
lubcha132: and ROFL
dasi425: and the lol is just liek a pity laugh
dasi425: wut the hell is rofl
lubcha132: roll on the floor laughing
lubcha132: lol is it was funny, and if you said it in person i probably would've laughed, but it lost something in the typage
dasi425: oh got it
dasi425: so wuts ur pitty laugh
lubcha132: heh
lubcha132: hehe is real but heh is not
dasi425: i though hehe was ur actual laughing out loud
dasi425: yea but wut if u typed the e in there afterwards mistakenly
lubcha132: well most ppl don't know
dasi425: well i do
lubcha132: you got me on that one
dasi425: i know i did
lubcha132: well hehe is closer to heh then haha is
lubcha132: so its not a total loss
dasi425: omg were so into this laughing convo its crazy
lubcha132: hehe yeah
dasi425: that was nto that funny to laugh outloud
lubcha132: no that was a hehe
lubcha132: its hard to explain what a hehe is its like a chuckle i guess
dasi425: oh
dasi425: hahahah
dasi425: im laughing out looud
lubcha132: i also use that

Auto response from BERRY87: ashreinu mah tov chelkeinu u'mana'im goraleinu....life ain't so bad

I scored a 69% on the "How New Jersey are you?" Quizie! What about you?

Drums87: i always make lists so i don't forget anything
lubcha132: i made a to do list once
Drums87: totally awesome
Drums87: once??
lubcha132: it said "make a to do list" and that was checked off

Thanks to eliron again (i changed it a drop)

SCENE: Rabbi Komet's Shiur
Rabbi Komet notices a student is apparently chewing on something

Rabbi- Reb (student's name), please don't eat that now
Student- I'm not eating, its my tongue"
Rabbi- Fine, Reb (student's name), when you unwrap your tongue in the future, please do not leave the wrapper on the desk next to you.

Police on Friday removed the corpse of a man believed to have hanged himself at least a year ago after builders and students at Budapest's University of Arts had initially mistaken it for a modern sculpture.
The body hung for a whole day in a garden building that had been re-opened for repairs before onlookers realized what it was and called the police, local media said.

YoYaW87: so your good a foozball eh?
lubcha132: where did you hear that
YoYaW87: oh i have my sources
lubcha132: well the table has this zach in the middle where you push the ball in and it pops up
lubcha132: so i angled the guy, and when it popped up after 5 seconds i hit it and it flew over all the guys into the goal
lubcha132: then i hit the wall (several times, and some furniture), and i almost took judah's eye out

BobbyHo36: i was in such a bad mood after the van today if stalag 17 had not been on i probably would have flown into a catatonic rage
lubcha132: is that an oxymoron?
BobbyHo36: no i think i would have created the very concept of catatonic rage
BobbyHo36: thats how angry i was

lubcha132: catatonic rage..i'm so angry i can't function for myself..but i'm angry
BobbyHo36: thats right
BobbyHo36: its my new brilliant theory
lubcha132: can we try it out tomorrow
BobbyHo36: oh yeah

BERRY87: ok new plan
BERRY87: we pour drano on a piece of lunch meat....and u can take it from there

lubcha132: so i started getting these IM's for porn sites
lubcha132: so they're like "Cum see me on my webcam"
DynamiteDG: lol me 2
lubcha132: and i'm like "i think you should kill yourself"
DynamiteDG: haha
lubcha132: then i warn/block them

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BERRY87: how cool would it be if we could be like mario and throw turtles at people?
lubcha132: yes
BERRY87: and if we could ride little dinosaurs named yoshi
BERRY87: wow life would be awesome

lubcha132: you wouldn't feel bad about running over a 6 year old
BERRY87: yes i would...a 7 year old though, no

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