lubcha132: at college bowl we got there early so we were just hanging out
lubcha132: (JV 2-0, V 3-0 btw)
lubcha132: so we were sitting on the stage of the cafetorium thing, and i made a paper airplane
lubcha132: and i threw it off the stage and it hit a kid from Rambam in the arm
lubcha132: so began the war of Lubchansky, which was us on the stage throwing airplanes at Rambam and vice vera
lubcha132: versa*
lubcha132: it was so funny..it went on for a few minutes with sasha playing the piano
lubcha132: and their advisor didn't care
CamaroJnkie: thats damn funny
CamaroJnkie: war music?
lubcha132: classical
lubcha132: and zombie world or w/e that's called
lubcha132: zombie nation
CamaroJnkie: lol
lubcha132: but in the beginning i screamed "if we win and we don't get in trouble, its called the war of lubchansky"

"The parchments are burning
but the letters are ascending."
Avodah Zarah 18A

Fair Lawn shabbaton was cool.

TECSOL A-2 Solvent, Anhydrous: You are an industrial solvent marketed as TECSOL Special Industrial Solvent by Eastman Chemical Company. You are available as both 95% and anhydrous. You are denatured with methyl alcohol and methyl isobutyl ketone. Find out what kind of industrial solvent you are

second time 'round.

NikeAir23000: "now for ten years weve been on our own, and moss has grown fat on a rolling stone, but thats not how it used to be"
NikeAir23000: great song
lubcha132: american cake
lubcha132: and its "moss grows fffat on a rolling stone"
NikeAir23000: amierican pastry
NikeAir23000: yeah
NikeAir23000: lol
lubcha132: american pre-packaged snack
NikeAir23000: hahah
NikeAir23000: american delicatession
NikeAir23000: idk how to spell it
lubcha132: and your father owns one
NikeAir23000: all american dellicatessin lol
lubcha132: delicatessen

hUrLeYgUrLiEe102: ugh i never know what to say to im sorry lol
hUrLeYgUrLiEe102: but thanks
lubcha132: yeah
lubcha132: its one of those things that has no response
lubcha132: like "i have a tail"

"But this is a very difficult situation. It's hard to know what anyone should do. I'm just like anyone else--I'm just watching it unfold...What we're hoping to do is bring joy to the world at this moment--nothing else, I'm not a politician."
-Paul McCartney

SandG1029: idf someone asked me towrete a paper for them you know what i would say to them
lubcha132: nope
SandG1029: neither do i but i wouldnt do it

What is Break Safety?

Barry MacGuire "Eve Of Destruction"

MUstArD420x: heard Bushes speach?
lubcha132: bushes don't speak silly

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Let me know what you get!

"shenemar...my fly is open"
-Heard over at the JLC on Purim.

9/01/02-3/18/03

I guess there's just so long you go hating me.

I win.

NikeAir23000: i wish i had a brainwashing machine
lubcha132: should've told me 2 months ago

ang3l1ite23: JOSH!!!!
ang3l1ite23: OK GO IS PLAYING AT BIRCH HILL APRIL 10th!!!!!!!
lubcha132: OMG OMG OMG OMG
lubcha132: MUST GO
lubcha132: MUST OK GO

ang3l1ite23: well.. we need a girl singer
ang3l1ite23: sry steve =\
lubcha132: lol
MetsFanForLyfe: ill b a transvestite

lubcha132: someone told me you look like an owel
lubcha132: owl*
CMK102485: who was that?
lubcha132: you sound like one too
lubcha132: (who)
CMK102485: oh fuck you
lubcha132: LOL
CMK102485: thats too damn clever

MUstArD420x: i accused her of being pregnant the first time i met her

greenarmychic19: 'G-d gave u 2 ears and 1 mouth so u should listen twice as much as u talk'
lubcha132: lol that's hot

CMK102485: wait dude your last name isnt just plane Lubcha? im so disillusioned
lubcha132: no no no no
lubcha132: a lot of people think it is
CMK102485: I DONT WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE

crushed nuts?
no...

RockDrummer322: If I had to use a word for my annoying cold it would probably be argivinshale!!!!!

lubcha132: julius shlemazel
lubcha132: lol
NikeAir23000: hahaha julius shlemazel

lubcha132: so @ the Englishtown shabbaton they played the newlywed game
lubcha132: and (someone's) father mentioned how he wears wife beater T-shirts
lubcha132: so i stood up, looked at (him) and screamed "YOUR DAD SAID WIFE BEATER"
lubcha132: and our advisor almost died

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

#198: When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
#7: To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad

I scored a 22% on the "How Pittsburgh are you?" Quizie! What about you?

DZ: girls aren't everything- they're usually the root of all evil

lubcha132: tell him i said
lubcha132: "ow" and i hope it doesn't grow back wrong


what?

"My girlfriend took me shopping yesterday, and we went into The Gap, and I was surprised to hear Cake's 'Love you Madly' playing over their speakers, and I started to wonder: Would CAKE approve of their music being associated with The Gap?"

I really wonder...

greenarmychic19: do u dance
lubcha132: like an idiot

anon: this is fucked up
lubcha132: i know
anon: did u hear wat happened?
lubcha132: no

Auto response from DynamiteDG: You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.

lubcha132: wrectify sounds too much like rectum
WrectifyYurMind: good
WrectifyYurMind: ur point

NikeAir23000: u were a sick love puppy

"To either side, the other side is wrong. It's as simple as that."

from a.net

An open letter to the PETA and its members regarding the comparison to slaughtering animals to the Holocaust on http://www.masskilling.com (i think that's the link)

Kill yourselves.

Please make people aware of this.


lubcha132: the PETA are the shmucks that say that meat and fur are/is murder
SandG1029: ok i didnt know that
lubcha132: and they compared the slaughtering and keeping of chickens to the holocaust
SandG1029: ilike chicken
SandG1029: A LOT
lubcha132: me 2
lubcha132: so we have 2 reasons to hate them
lubcha132: 1. they're anti-semetic
lubcha132: 2. we like meat

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

SandG1029: im dreding my hair
lubcha132: dred?
SandG1029: dredlocks
lubcha132: oho
lubcha132: so its gonna be dredful? j/k j/k
SandG1029: thats why im doing it
SandG1029: i have so many problems with it
lubcha132: so it is dreadful but by dreading it it won't be so dreadful even tho it will be full of dreads

RockDrummer322: Trying to make a damn DNA molecule, but it looks like brown mush.
lubcha132: well if you're gonna use dog crap

BSBGRL1262 has entered the room.
yourmusiciscrap: <-----

Lilstroh2: whos lubcha
SandG1029: a decent guy

LiLSmall31: whos lubcha?
lubcha132: dunno
SandG1029: a decent guy

"(to be) Levine"

"At least I don't hate Jews or Blacks. There are degrees of dickhead-ness."
(seen on airliners.net)

Flamengo president Helio Ferraz had promised before the match that he would eat dried cod balls if Vasco -- who traditionally represent the Portuguese community -- finished ahead of his team.

"I've sent some cod balls to Ferraz and I've made sure they haven't got any bones in them so he doesn't choke," Vasco da Gama president Eurico Miranda told reporters.



the article isn't that good but i give props