Chanandler: stay home?
lubcha132: stomach virus scam
lubcha132: you?
Chanandler: waste of time to go to a stupid play scam

Auto response from antoineb88: Silence is Golden, but shouting is fun.

UltimateSOAD22: so u sayin im notblogworthy?
lubcha132: no no no no
UltimateSOAD22: ave i ever benn blogworthy?
lubcha132: i'm saying you're ugly
UltimateSOAD22: o wow thats rele funny
UltimateSOAD22: wait
UltimateSOAD22: no its not
UltimateSOAD22: thats retatrted

KrazyRaizy: whats your phone #?
lubcha132: 88..i got one of the first ones

RavPlony: two fatherless termites walked into a bar, one farted and the other one said "bastard"

lubcha132: my legs are killing me
DolphnLuv9: porque?
DolphnLuv9: sorry
DolphnLuv9: lama
lubcha132: porque, and lama, are treif

ZW BLS fan1919: lub u remind me of a grandpa....ur very wise

lubcha132: i gotta find out if there's a chabad or s/t in iceland
lubcha132: maybe a kollel
BERRY87: u want to live there?
lubcha132: i want to visit
BERRY87: boo
lubcha132: why would i want to live there the zmanim are screwed up
lubcha132: i just want to see the volcanoes and the geysers
lubcha132: and the rainforst
BERRY87: and the lack of army
lubcha132: and the Ø's
lubcha132: you don't get Ø's in the US
BERRY87: yes u do...back of nycity taxi driver's seat...it says his name....
lubcha132: they're indian
lubcha132: not scandinavian
lubcha132: different aryans
BERRY87: u were supposed to laugh hysterically
lubcha132: oh

Chanandler: i just read an only simchas message for a birth, you dont really know me but i live in teaneck, ps i babysit