Alphabet Shul

Lubcha132: summer shab
Dani in Phoenix: o right!
Dani in Phoenix: where is it?
Lubcha132: h-pow
Dani in Phoenix: hp?
Lubcha132: yeah..that
Lubcha132: lol
Dani in Phoenix: lol
Lubcha132: its at OU
Lubcha132: or is it OK
Lubcha132: or Jay-Z?
Dani in Phoenix: OT? OE? OBGYN?
Dani in Phoenix: eeew

Only $6.50!!!

Seller's comment...
"I don't know what material is used, but it is very hard."

No reserve!

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Neither rain, nor sleet, nor virus, nor dead of brain

Lubcha132: nice of it to be sent to me in the first place
DolphnLuv9: it was
Lubcha132: it was?
DolphnLuv9: yea i looked on the list
Lubcha132: i mean i checked the list
DolphnLuv9: i thought i saw u there
Lubcha132: just in case the mailman lost it
DolphnLuv9: otherwise it wasn/t personal
Lubcha132: e-mailman*

a bunch of liberal homos

Kerry + Edwards

Always

C aM eL fA cT: do u like all my opinions about money c0ke war life movies etc...
Lubcha132: i think you're on coke
C aM eL fA cT: y wuld u think that i am on coke i am on a chair ucant be on soda
C aM eL fA cT: lol

"I only have eye (sic[k]) for you"

flags

if you can identify these...that would be pretty impressive.

The real pollution in NYC

Lubcha132: i saw a jew for jesus go after a [Krasna] chassid with a pamphlet today
Pablojosh: lol
Lubcha132: i'm talking long coat flat top hat payos/beard/gartel chassid
Pablojosh: lol
Lubcha132: those jews for jesus are...a cancer
Pablojosh: yea
Lubcha132: i want to push them into a boiling vat of badger bile
Pablojosh: lol
Lubcha132: or something like that

Brain Atrophy

Lubcha132: Yahoo! News - Olympic Flame Trail Busts Cannabis Farms
ultimatesoad22: im nt reeding all that
ultimatesoad22: summarize plez
Lubcha132: are u joking
ultimatesoad22: nope
Lubcha132: 178 words [thank you microsoft word]
ultimatesoad22: jst sumarizer
Lubcha132: a police helicopter that was watching the olympic torch found a field of pot plants by accident
ultimatesoad22: hahahhaha

How many bottles of shampoo?

Rbb2k3: one by one every1 had an excuse-
Rbb2k3: curfew...
Rbb2k3: ...mall
Rbb2k3: ...eating
Lubcha132: rehab
Rbb2k3: i have 2 wash my elephabt../
Rbb2k3: u no- the usual

"Bavorn"

Rbb2k3: i had a friend,
Rbb2k3: i no, shocmking
Rbb2k3: shocking*
Rbb2k3: ne ways,
Rbb2k3: he was making a party one night,
Lubcha132: i decided not to say anything because it was too easy

BOOM

Minesweeper Records:

Beginner: 4 seconds
Intermediate: 135 seconds
Expert: Get a Life

Awww yeeeah, baby

It must've flown under the radar, sir.

its not having posts like these that separate my blog from others...but nevertheless occasionally one gets by...that is, the random events of my day, meaningless to you, but so dear (sometimes) to me...but i digress.

I met a Chassid from Milwaukee today.

get me a nice cold beverage, woman

DolphnLuv9: boys are stupid
Lubcha132: ok enough back in the kitchen
---later that day---
DolphnLuv9: boys suck
Lubcha132: are my socks dry yet?

Homonyms? Homographs? Homophobes?

Mon cappytan: did u see spiderman too?
Mon cappytan: i mean 2?
Lubcha132: know
Lubcha132: i mean no

Obituar-age

"-age" is dead.

Tech Support

TOoCuTe4U22x: how do u block
Lubcha132: i usually put my arms up
TOoCuTe4U22x: heheheheheeh
Lubcha132: and jump up and down

Ouch

TOoCuTe4U22x: wats that
Lubcha132: ask yeah right
TOoCuTe4U22x: shes away
Lubcha132: isn't it great?

did you know?

DolphnLuv9: tell me something interesting
Lubcha132: after they shecht cows they have to knock them down so they don't run around
Lubcha132: b/c a cow running around w/o a head is a little more of an issue than a chicken in that situation

did you know?

DolphnLuv9: tell me something interesting
Lubcha132: after they shecht cows they have to knock them down so they don't run around
Lubcha132: b/c a cow running around w/o a head is a little more of an issue than a chicken in that situation

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DynamiteDG: did u see spiderman 2 yet?
Lubcha132: no i was supposed to go last night instead i went over to sheffer's house
Lubcha132: but today i went to boro park
Lubcha132: oh that's satmar not spider

travelling incognito

dnask8er90 (11:11:39 PM): went to the zoo
DeLa9245 (11:11:48 PM): ooh funn...which one
DeLa9245 (11:11:53 PM): lol y the zoo?
dnask8er90 (11:12:20 PM): the one with the animals
DeLa9245 (11:12:33 PM): oh really..i know tht one

DeLa9245 (11:13:50 PM): ur at sheffer?
dnask8er90 (11:14:00 PM): yeah
dnask8er90 (11:14:09 PM): i came over to borrow a cookbook
dnask8er90 (11:14:13 PM): and i ended up staying
DeLa9245 (11:14:14 PM): u cook?
DeLa9245 (11:14:17 PM): haha cool
dnask8er90 (11:14:28 PM): sheffer's mom makes the best quiche i had to get the recipe

DeLa9245 (11:19:47 PM): soo mikes got a nice housee?
dnask8er90 (11:19:57 PM): yeah its comprable to those guys on mtv cribs
DeLa9245 (11:20:14 PM): haha cool!!
dnask8er90 (11:20:33 PM): except i dunno if any rappers have a minivan with a na nach sticker on the back
dnask8er90 (11:20:39 PM): maybe fifty cent
DeLa9245 (11:20:42 PM): hahaha