CharediLunatic has entered the room.

lubcha132: sometimes doing the right thing isn't doing the right thing
OcQpyre: what the hell does that mean

swat they said in the movie

Knickspe33: 10 french butts

lubcha132 (9:32:14 PM): hey
DolphnLuv9 (9:32:18 PM): hi
DolphnLuv9 (9:35:58 PM): k now ur supposed to say whats up
lubcha132 (9:36:16 PM): no i was supposed to say that 3 minutes ago

A burden has been lifted from my mind.

"sesame street is a place where people and monsters can live side by side in tenement buildings."

is disaster relief an oxymoron?

my search is complete

"Glorified G"
Pearl Jam

DolphnLuv9: well eveyones going to see american pie without me
DolphnLuv9: no friends for me!!
lubcha132: let me go get a violin and a sad song
DolphnLuv9: ok

its been a while, but i crossed another song of the subconsciously i thought i would never hear this song again list.

"roots radical" by Rancid

lubcha132: oh are you still alive? i'll reload

10 bucks if you can figure this out
167,320,190,165,192

"I know it might be wrong but I listen to Stacy's Mom"
-FW/JL

http://photos.yahoo.com/lubcha132

"Eats shoots and leaves."

""But," the dog replied, "That would make no sense at all." "

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He says that it can play any musical instrument in the world.

"May I ask what the chicken did?"

"Wow!" ..."A talking dog."

"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread."

Silence.

lubcha132: electrical tape PREVENTS electricution
lubcha132: electricution*

lubcha132: electrical tape PREVENTS electricution
lubcha132: electricution*

DolphnLuv9: men suck
lubcha132: only gay men (note..if i have to explain this- i hate you)
DolphnLuv9: nope all of u
lubcha132: you're just jealous
lubcha132: that we can go swimming any day of the month
DolphnLuv9: that i dont have athing hangin in btwn my legs

no boys are better.

lubcha132: i don't like people who don't give a ...
DolphnLuv9: u talking about me?
lubcha132: no
lubcha132: i also can't tolerate paranoia

Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot today. I'd really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front door says, "No Pets Allowed," and I can't leave Fido alone on the street."

The other man replies, "No problem, just stand by the door and watch me, and you'll be having that beer real soon!" The second man reaches into his pocket and puts on a pair of dark sunglasses, and then walks into the bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "Hey buddy, you can't bring that dog in here!" The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!" The bartender says, "Oh, okay then." The man drinks his beer and leaves.

The first man then puts on dark sunglasses and goes into the bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey buddy, you can't bring that dog in here!" The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!"

The bartender says, "Oh really? I've never heard of a Chihuahua seeing-eye dog!"

The man, thinking quickly, blurts out, "Oh, man! You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

"When he told me he was going to kick my ass, I rectum"
-an original

lubcha132: would your sister come?
Bling2xx: idk maybe if she stopped being gay for 5 minutes

BaRRie1022: i was a slave in my kitchen all day yesterday
lubcha132: haha so many jokes could come from this