Yungerc2: whats the thingy that holds all the urine?
lubcha132: urinal?
Yungerc2: no
Yungerc2: in your body?
lubcha132: bladder?
Yungerc2: yeah
lubcha132: yeah bladder
Auto response from Yungerc2: my bladder is about to EXPLODE!!!
lubcha132: ROFL

lubcha132: idi amin.
SmarterChild: Idi amin. Funny.

happy birthday blog.

lubcha132: r squared was speechless
Knickspe33: im sure
Knickspe33: wut did she say?

"on ___ like white on rice, as they say in the ghetto"
-anonymous

lubcha132: so one of the kushner guys at college bowl called me a faggot, so i stabbed him in the neck
Knickspe33: did u guys win?

lubcha132: one of the kushner kids called me a faggot
lubcha132: so i shot him in the face
UltimateSOAD22: rele??
UltimateSOAD22: nice!!!!!

lubcha132: one of the kushner guys called me a faggot
lubcha132: so i stabbed him in the eye
Kitkatcrazy667: lollllllll
Kitkatcrazy667: whatd u stab him with

lubcha132: the kushner guys sucked tho...
lubcha132: one of the kushner guys called me a faggot
lubcha132: so i cut his ear off
YoYaW87: lol... they are pretty crappy

lubcha132: its like i said to alex, if squirrels were smart enough to not run into the street, they would break into our houses and eat our food

YoYaW87: well he (dog) came in smelling like horse crap, but the most common thing is a deer to have shat on him

BERRY87: u can't go wrong with beef fat
lubcha132: mmm
lubcha132: unless you put it on the floor, and you slip and die
BERRY87: or if u freeze it and then hit urself over the head with it
lubcha132: that too
lubcha132: but you'd have to freeze a handle onto it

DolphnLuv9: Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
lubcha132: you stomp on me i'll beat you up
DolphnLuv9: lol that would be pretty funny

OnADiFErnTPlAnET: im makin chanakah cookies
TiPmE39: remind me to give u a cookie
OnADiFErnTPlAnET: aw u makin cookies u prob look so cute in an apron
TiPmE39: ........................

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
#20: I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.

#354: One of the worst things you can do as an actor, I think, is to forget your lines, and then get so flustered you start stabbing the other actors.

#376: When we would go for a drive in the family car, I used to love to stick my head out the window, until one time we passed an oncoming car and my head knocked off a dog's head.

#417: Mom used to warn me that I could lose an eye playing with BB guns. But she never warned me that I could also lose my BB gun, which I did.

#434: The first time I ever tried to milk a cow at Grandpa's farm, I didn't even know which end of the cow to milk! Then I guess I got even dumber, because the next time I couldn't even find the barn. Then the last time, I just went out in the woods and lived, with no clothes.

SirJosh1227: im on percect
SirJosh1227: luby luby luby luby luby ooooooooooooooooooooo hehehe

Auto response from Shawbie117: guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs