Country Grammar

last post with the song names!!!!

hOoPsEz3: sooo sick
hOoPsEz3: i sounds horrible
Lubcha132: you sure does!

Gyroscope

Lubcha132: you've been out of school for less than 3 weeks and you're already suffering from brain atrophy
BERRY87: what r u talking about
Lubcha132: see you're all confused and everything
BERRY87: yeah, well u anger easily and are prone to denial
Lubcha132: shut up
Lubcha132: i don't know what you're talking about

Bright Future in Sales

Lubcha132: å
Y2JRVDCGIHHH10: ïé
Lubcha132: çä
Y2JRVDCGIHHH10: çì÷'ïââíâíëç'öîñä
Lubcha132: øð
Y2JRVDCGIHHH10: øõ
Lubcha132: ö

American Pie

RavPlony: chai geisha rabbit
Lubcha132: octopus nation
RavPlony: that's three different languages there
RavPlony: chai=tea (russian) geisha=woman for hire (in chijaponeseses) and rabbit =homosexual in Tartar
Lubcha132: really?
RavPlony: well not the last one

True

Y2JRVDCGIHHH10: it was on chappelles show
Lubcha132: you may have just as well seen it on CNN

Rock N' Roll Elementary School

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FARMINGTON, N.M. - The kisses didn't turn the frogs into princes, but they delighted a bunch of elementary school students. McKinley Elementary School principal Julie Ellison told the school's students earlier this year that if they met their reading goal this spring, she'd kiss a frog.

The students read twice their goal, so on Tuesday, Ellison dressed up as a princess and announced she would kiss two frogs.

Ellison said kissing frogs wasn't real pleasant. But, hey, last year she had to kiss a pig. And before that, she was duct-taped to a wall.

Caring Is Creepy

(text msgs)
JL: how was the bris?
HZ: All enjoyed except the baby

The Graduation Song

Lubcha132: sup senior
Wdransky35: nm
Lubcha132: or "graduate"
Lubcha132: like they say on those cards
Lubcha132: "congratulations, graduate"
Lubcha132: how impersonal
Wdransky35: lol
Lubcha132: i'll just shake out the check and you can give the card to someone else

Madrid Shel Zahav

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - "Jerusalem of Gold," a song that became Israel's anthem to victory in the 1967 Middle East war and claim to all of the holy city as its capital, was lifted from a Basque folk song, the Haaretz daily said Thursday.

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What would you say?

in honor of not listening to music, all posts until lag b'omer will have titles of song names.