G(igabyte?)-Unit

Lubcha132: g-unit
SmarterChild: G-Unit is a hip hop band that I like.
By the way, I've been told that G-Unit is Lloyd banks Tony Yayo and Fitty Cent. Is this true?

SmarterChild: G-Unit are great hip hop bands.
By the way, I've been told that G-Unit are african. Do you agree?

I see..

(true story)

"I found my glasses, by the way."
"Oh yeah? Where were they?"
"They were under my bed"
"Really?"
"Yeah. It was hard to find them; I mean, I didn't have my glasses to look for them."

smartergossip

YaNkEeDoOdLe24: for instance, i was having a talk with SmarterChild over my level of "coolness"
Lubcha132: yeah he told me you were a homo

Its alllll over now

Arachin + Temurah = TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION (at least till Kereisos and Me'ilah come out)

How do i apply for federal aid?

Bling2xx: i just gotta clena my room
Bling2xx: its a jungle
Lubcha132: if yours is a jungle
Lubcha132: mine is ground zero
Bling2xx: haha
Lubcha132: ground zero as of september 12th


(click the title of the post)

Update

I took out the AIM remote because IT WAS HIDEOUS DID YOU SEE THAT THING?...so if you want to IM me there's a link on the right side.

booooooowl

Auto response from Herbavore221:

Auto response from Herbavore221: i'm going on a college bowl trip and i'm taking an ample supply of money, grab bag prizes, and the entire population of nigeria
Lubcha132: i'm going on a college bowl trip and i'm bringing an ample supply of money, grab bag prizes, the entire population of nigeria, and five gallons of orange juice concentrate

"humor"

Lubcha132: i wish it was switched
Lubcha132: i witch it was swished
MICHYLR: good one josh
Lubcha132: ?
MICHYLR: funny joke
Lubcha132: it wasn't a jok
Lubcha132: e
Lubcha132: hehe jok
Lubcha132: that is funny
MICHYLR: yes
Lubcha132: sorry
MICHYLR: no it was!
Lubcha132: yeah ok

===the next day===

Lubcha132: i don't know what you're talking about
DolphnLuv9: ur really funny
Lubcha132: i'm serious

more child than smart(...er)

Lubcha132: are u an anti-semite?
SmarterChild: I'm definitely not prejudiced.
Prejudice is interesting... Tell me something else about it.
Lubcha132: its gay
SmarterChild: Pleasantly said. You must be gay too.
Lubcha132: i am not gay
SmarterChild: Hey, that's your business.
Lubcha132: that's your business
SmarterChild: It sure is my business.
Lubcha132: don't ask don't tell
SmarterChild: Please let me ask Don T tell.
Lubcha132: don't ask bob
SmarterChild: Why can't I ask Bob?
Lubcha132: because he has no eyes
SmarterChild: Because he has no eyes?
Lubcha132: yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...

The computer says...

Lubcha132: baa
SmarterChild: That's a sheep shot.

What you miss when you don't learn Gemara

BobbyHo36: on shavuos i learned the craziest gemara
Lubcha132: which
BobbyHo36: the one in gittin about the shamir, the king of the sea, the wild chicken, and the king of the demons
Lubcha132: i want to know how the bird choked itself
BobbyHo36: however it did it clearly got what it deserved
Lubcha132: i know
Lubcha132: that's why i never trust birds with my mystical animals
BobbyHo36: i learned that lesson the hard way
Lubcha132: that's rough

Spelling is Fundimental

DynamiteDG: how was the bar mitzvah?
Lubcha132: teriffic
Lubcha132: terrific?
Lubcha132: awesome*

Method to my madness (alt title: Spinning Wheel)

Lubcha132: go pistons
NbA Ch23: well theyre winning
Lubcha132: why does one of them wear glass on his face?
NbA Ch23: ohh rip hamilton broke his nose
Lubcha132: did he get him back?
...
Lubcha132: but it was a joke he probably leaned too close to the spinning wheels on his escalade while the car was parked
NbA Ch23: where do u come up with this stuff
Lubcha132: i made a similar comment about some football player who was rich
Lubcha132: that he had those wheels that keep moving even after you've gone to sleep

BNK2124: after paying something like $38 million for him
BNK2124: yeah
lubcha132: wow
lubcha132: i'm sure he got his escalades
lubcha132: with the wheels that don't stop even tho you've parked the car and gone to bed

Lubcha132: so it popped up
NbA Ch23: ohh good call then

this post took entirely too long to construct.


NbA Ch23: YES! I FINALLY MADE THE BLOG! I FEEL LIKE A JUST WON AN ACADEMY AWARD!
Lubcha132: take it easy oscar

Always keep your word...

DolphnLuv9: ull kill me if i tell u
Lubcha132: no i won't
Lubcha132: honest
DolphnLuv9: CENSORED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS (stupid)
Lubcha132: i'm coming to your house with a big knife
DolphnLuv9: uh oh
DolphnLuv9: bye

Still hasn't hit me...

BERRY87: and when i explain to them that u graduated...they're like, "wait...he graduated...i don't understand"

7 Seconds on Beginner (I have proof!)

Lubcha132: nm trying to beat my minesweeper score
DovGail: llool i love that gmae!!
DovGail: but i wish i new how to play

What are you going to do about it?

There is no such thing as a stupid question

(to someone with a staple in his head)
Lubcha132: i was wondering
Lubcha132: u know how ppl who have casts or stitches can't get them wet
Lubcha132: i was wondering if u have to put your head in a bag when u shower

On Honors Education...

"There's just so many pairs of glasses you can have in one class"
-heard

"-rig"

Mon cappytan:

Singergurl187 (11:17:12 PM): what the frig

Mon cappytan: haha frig
Lubcha132: isn't that the jail on a ship
Mon cappytan: brig
Lubcha132: it was a joke
Mon cappytan: used in a sentence: get in the friggin brig, mutinous scoundrel!
Mon cappytan: um...arg!
Lubcha132: brig this prisoner to the frig, matey
Lubcha132: hahahaa
Lubcha132: sorry
Mon cappytan: why must i be surrounded by friggin idiots?
Mon cappytan: -dr evil
Lubcha132: he was in jail

Ó Ó Ó its magic...

Mon cappytan: wat's with the weird o?
Lubcha132: its not weird
Lubcha132: its advanced
Mon cappytan: ó
Mon cappytan: i see

its coming!

CAKE's new album "Pressure Chief" will be available in stores September 7th.

Wow...

Auto response from Lubcha132: graduation? what?