DolphnLuv9: i have to pack, to my nails and my hair
DolphnLuv9: but the bakings done//
lubcha132: you don't have to pack your nails and hair
DolphnLuv9: i meant do
lubcha132: you do?
DolphnLuv9: i have to pack and do my nails and hair
lubcha132: right
DolphnLuv9: takes foecver
lubcha132: it would be kinda gross taking your nails off to pack them
DolphnLuv9: what
DolphnLuv9: y would i take them off

=later=

DolphnLuv9: no i finished doing my hair
lubcha132: so you're not packing your hair
DolphnLuv9: omg
DolphnLuv9: ::rolling my eyes::
lubcha132: i thought you rolled your hair
DolphnLuv9: no i straightened it actualy
lubcha132: i guess something has to be rolled
DolphnLuv9: wow

==VS==

lubcha132: you're a pedophile
SmarterChild: I wouldn't say I'm a pedophile.
lubcha132: yes you are
SmarterChild: I am what?
lubcha132: a pedophile
SmarterChild: Oh! A pedophile!
lubcha132: yes!
SmarterChild: Yeah.

lubcha132: why did you set a subway train full of blind children on fire?
SmarterChild: What a question! But I don't think I want to answer that.

lubcha132: why did you set a subway train full of blind children on fire?
SmarterChild: Because I needed to.

lubcha132: why did you set a subway train full of blind children on fire?
SmarterChild: Why did I set a subway train full of blind children on fire? Why do you think?

i'll get to the bottom of this!

smarter than what?

OcQpyre: If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

"the best blue chips to buy are the ones you dip in salsa"

GO MAN O' WAR!!! GO MAN O'WAR!!!!

"Now I've got something besides the shrapnel in my backside. I've got something I can hold in my hand. I guess you could say this provides closure in a very special way."

KING ofGames1123: and brian as well
lubcha132: yeah
lubcha132: he called me a while collar and i called him auntie anne

KING ofGames1123: i work on thursday
KING ofGames1123: 5-10
lubcha132: i work 9:30-4
KING ofGames1123: cool
KING ofGames1123: a 9-5 guy
lubcha132: no, 9:30-4

"I suppose as long as the officers have had their shots and don't bite, I'll allow them to continue that technique," Moon said.

lubcha132: the trick is to be yourself
lubcha132: b/c by not being one's self when it comes to women
lubcha132: is like not being one's self when it comes to drinking chemicals

MuStArD420x: you mind if i bring my mistress?
lubcha132: not at all
lubcha132: mind if i wear a tie?

i'll explain

lubcha132: american (stock) exchange
Foozballplayer33: lol
Foozballplayer33: i dont know why but that is quite funny

"cry baby cry"
the beatles
SAMIAM

lubcha132: it makes sense, but it doesn't make sense
lubcha132: did that make sense?

"I weigh 18 stones, six pounds and that translates into 205.9 pints of lager and we intend to win it here today," said Julia Galvin, 32, from Listowel in western Ireland, adding she was also president of the Irish Bog Snorkeling Association.

lubcha132: i had a tuna burger
lubcha132: not tuna fish mind you
lubcha132: tuna STEAK
lubcha132: ohhhhh yeah
DolphnLuv9: ewwww
lubcha132: its so good
lubcha132: you don't know
DolphnLuv9: uch
DolphnLuv9: fish
DolphnLuv9: it SWAM!
lubcha132: so
lubcha132: meat walks
DolphnLuv9: na ah
lubcha132: chickens..hop
lubcha132: watermelons dance

DolphnLuv9: say something interesting
lubcha132: the V train ends at 2 Av Lower East Side in manhattan
lubcha132: so i had to take the F train to ECONOMY CANDY
DolphnLuv9: NOT INTERESTING
DolphnLuv9: MOST BORING COMMENT EVER

"I could probably write the book, 'How to Sell a French Fry on eBay,'" Holland said, laughing.

"No, this isn't a prank call...you called me."
-Daria

Sorry i haven't been posting recently, this site's been screwy.