NCSY

Lubcha132: come on there are 3 reasons ppl go to NCSY
Lubcha132: 1) the ppl from public school who want to be involved
Lubcha132: 2) the kids who want to help those kids but end up hanging out with their friends
Lubcha132: and the kids who go to mack it up like whoa

Parsha Talk

Lubcha132: i liked beshalach
Lubcha132: with all the singing and travelling

Grades

hOoPsEz3: o i know, usually i shoot for the A's w/ out a doubt but i was doing horrible in chem this year and i studied like crazy for this midterm and after i took i thought i failed
hOoPsEz3: so w/e i was happy w/ the 88
Lubcha132: yeah i know the feeling
Lubcha132: a B is like an A
Lubcha132: A's are only for parents and schools
hOoPsEz3: haha yea

The nose knows

Lubcha132: john kerry
SmarterChild: I know about John Kerry. He's a person. I've been learning about people like John Kerry.

I've been told that John Kerry is a girl. Do you agree?
Lubcha132: yes
SmarterChild: Cool. I thought so. How else would you describe John Kerry? He is...
Lubcha132: a slimy monkey
SmarterChild: John Kerry is a slimy monkey? That's very interesting.

Since we're talking about John Kerry... Tell me something else about him.

Ideal Profession

Herbavore221: yeah i probably wouldnt have gone if it was going to be the 1st year
Lubcha132: its like buying a car the first yr..you wait till they get the flammability and the safety problems out of it before oyu buy it
Herbavore221: good analogy! i love it when people think of those on the spot chumash teachers are always so good at it

Making Analogies & Describing...Things

Lubcha132: but there are a bunch of coconuts on that beach if you know what i'm saying
KrazyRaizy: :-)
Lubcha132: i am so good at analogies
KrazyRaizy: i know
Lubcha132: its fun
KrazyRaizy: im sure
Lubcha132: making analogies is like playing that game at six flags where you roll the ball and the thing goes across and you get a stuffed animal if you win
KrazyRaizy: lol
Lubcha132: or the one where you spray water into the thing and the thing goes up and you get a thing

"When the (hippo) lies with the (tortoise)"

Owen, a one year-old baby Hippotamus gets close to his adopted 'mother', a giant male Aldabran tortoise at Kenya's Haller Park, January 6, 2004. The 120-year old giant tortoise living in the Kenyan sanctuary has become inseparable from the baby hippo rescued by game wardens, sanctuary officials said on Thursday.

The tortoise's name is Mzee, which is Swahili for "old man".

Still Making Fun of Bad Music

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uLtimAteSoAd22: you dont like soad or ratm
Lubcha132: not so much [translation - not at all]
Lubcha132: too noisy and too political
uLtimAteSoAd22: oh yea...you like jewish music
Lubcha132: i'm listening to cake right now
uLtimAteSoAd22: ive neverherd of them
Lubcha132: that's because you listen to music that women would miscarry if they heard

Fighting Fire with Better Fire

Bling2xx: have just been PIMP KISSED! 2night @ midnight ur true love will realize they like u. something good will happen to u @ 1-4 pm 2mmorow it could be anywere. Get ready for the biggest shock in ur life. if u break this chain u will be cursed w/ realtionship problems for the next 10yrs Send this to 15people in 15min
Lubcha132: you've just been ASSAULTED. if you continue to send stupid chain IMs the next girl you come in contact will be the nurse stitching up your forehead and putting your arm in a sling. don't send this to anyone else because they don't care

Poking the Eye

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Lubcha132: if you do it too much it will lock on one or the other
Lubcha132: and even if u click it it won't work
Sbaumser: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Lubcha132: its AIM's way of saying STOP
Sbaumser: too late

Headline of the Year 2004

"A Malaysian man shot his wife dead after he mistook her for a monkey picking fruit behind their house."

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