A "striking" story (well almost)

Lubcha132: i just realized something
Lubcha132: about that shelf collapse i mentioned?

Lubcha132: one of my shelves collapsed today
DeLa8229: how?
DeLa8229: in ur room,?
Lubcha132: yeah right over my computer
Lubcha132: which meant right over my head
Lubcha132: which meant i got knocked off my chair
Lubcha132: lol
Lubcha132: it was horrible
Lubcha132: : cuz i was on the phone and everything
DeLa8229: oh wow
DeLa8229: that is horrible
DeLa8229: are u ok?
Lubcha132: : ye
DeLa8229: howd it happen?
Lubcha132: : ah
Lubcha132: : i have no idea i haven't touched that in weeks
DeLa8229: thats soo weirdd
Lubcha132: : i know
Lubcha132: : so i'm on the phone acting like nothing happened
Lubcha132: : while i'm picking up myself my keyboard and seforim
DeLa8229: oyyy
Lubcha132: : my parents come in and start screaming what happeend etc etc
DeLa8229: how u manage that one
Lubcha132: : and that i had to clean up
Lubcha132: : i was about to scream

DeLa8229: yea...
Lubcha132: there were 3 bowling pins on the shelf
Lubcha132: and i didn't get hit by any of them
DeLa8229: ouchhh
DeLa8229: wow
Lubcha132: nor did my monitor
DeLa8229: wow
DeLa8229: wow
DeLa8229: lol
DeLa8229: B'H!!!
Lubcha132: lol it would have been a fun story tho
Lubcha132: i probably wouldn't remember
DeLa8229: lol yeahh nor would ur computer
Lubcha132: and i would have for sure had to interrupt my phone conversation which would have been rude
DeLa8229: lol quite rude indeed

Holy Rolling

Rbb2k3: i dont think id listen to that stuff religously...luckally
Lubcha132: B"H (1)
Rbb2k3: lol
Lubcha132: no pun intended
Rbb2k3: pun?
Lubcha132: religiously...B"H
Lubcha132: nevermind
Rbb2k3: omg (2) lol
Lubcha132: haha there it is again
Lubcha132: holy (3) moly you're on fire
Lubcha132: that's 3*!
Rbb2k3: llol
Rbb2k3: holy
Rbb2k3: lolol
Lubcha132: i think i'll leave it at that
Rbb2k3: lol

But seriously folks...

Auto response from Lubcha132: i got a standup gig
Minivi925: when?!?!?!?!?
Minivi925: where?!?!?!?!?
Minivi925: this is something you gotta tell me about
Lubcha132: secret code for i went to the bathroom
Minivi925: oh
Lubcha132: standup..never mind
Minivi925: i got excited

My Almamater Yearns Heartlessly, Sarah

(yes, i know alma mater is two words...shut up)
Lubcha132: my friend and i are hitting random letters on the keyboard
Lubcha132: and then making sentences with words that start with the letters of the thing
xjusticediedhere: haha ive been trying to make an acronym out of 'mayhs' since beg. of freshman year and i havent been able to
Lubcha132: moscow's alternative youth hostel sucks
xjusticediedhere: HAHA thats greart
Lubcha132: many antelopes yearn heartlessly, steve
Lubcha132: that's a tough one
Lubcha132: cuz the Y is in the middle
Lubcha132: monkeys? another yellow hitler story
xjusticediedhere: omg hahaha
Lubcha132: more? lol
xjusticediedhere: im trying to think of noe before i go
Lubcha132: hmm
Lubcha132: moose? aardvark? yak? holy smokes!

Did the cop also notice he wasn't wearing anything?

PHILADELPHIA - A police officer shot a naked man who then took off in the officer's police vehicle and crashed into a bus in downtown Philadelphia during Tuesday's afternoon rush hour, authorities said.

The officer noticed the man walking around 9th and Market streets around 5 p.m. and the two got into an altercation, authorities said. The officer shot the man after he was attacked, police said.

After being shot, the suspect jumped in the officer's police vehicle and fled, eventually striking a New Jersey Transit bus a block away.

I plead guilty.

Then you listen to the music and you'd like to sing along
And you want to get the meaning out of each and every song
And you find yourself a message and some words to call your own
and take 'em home

-CAKE, "The Guitar Man"


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IT GETS BETTER THAN EVE OF DESTRUCTION!!!!

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OWNEDDDDD

Two weeks till 3 weeks

Cramming in as much music as possible

Best non-Jewish song:
"Caring is Creepy" - The Shins

Best Jewish song:
"Zochraini/Zochreini Na"- Amiran Dvir

Les francaises sont imbeciles

"We can't trust people who have such bad food," Chirac was quoted as saying. He reportedly added that only Finland had worse food in Europe, and that mad cow disease was Britain's sole contribution to European agriculture.

Celebrating July 4th Like only we can

Singergurl187: who else was with u
Lubcha132: we were standing in the shul parking lot
Lubcha132: watching fire works
Lubcha132: arguing about what a metrosexual is
Lubcha132: and i had a stethoscope around my neck
Singergurl187: why the heck did u have around u neck?
Singergurl187: a stethoscope...
Singergurl187: and what does that have to do with metro
Lubcha132: i dunno it found its way into my car
Lubcha132: from my house
Singergurl187: lol
Singergurl187: so u wore it?
Lubcha132: yes

Where today's musicians look for inspiration

excerpts from "Shout Bamalama" by Otis Redding and the Pinetoppers
(gmail accounts for anyone who can find all the words including the in between parts of the chorus)

Lor' have mercy on my soul
how many chickens have i stole?
one last night and the night before
i'm going back and tryin' get ten eleven more

(2nd verse impossible to understand)

(3rd verse also impossible to understand)

the preacher and the deacon were playin one day
along come a bear comin down their way
the preacher told the deacon to say a prayer
he said Lord a prayer won't kill this bear

You've come a long way, baby

Looking back on the first 2 7/12 years:

Lubcha132: a lot of the old stuff is stupid
Lubcha132: but there is some good stuff
Lubcha132: i claim that mine was first
Macabi143: first? befor who else?
Lubcha132: i dunno i don't know ayone else who had a blog like this
Lubcha132: w/o depressing crap that no one cares about and what i did on thursday night
Lubcha132: blah blah blah
Lubcha132: who cares about tha
Lubcha132: i want to see how stupid your friends are
Macabi143: oh i get it


i do it for the fans

"what is it good for?"

DynamiteDG: Random Fact:
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar an England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
Lubcha132: ooo
Lubcha132: i've been at war with XXXXXX longer than that
DynamiteDG: thats y that one is the shortest
DynamiteDG: lol
Lubcha132: lol

Ooooo-weee

Bobbing for pig feet, the mudpit belly-flop, the armpit serenade — they're all part of the Redneck Games, a series of good ole'ympic events for the ain't-so-athletic celebrating their 10th year in middle Georgia.

now, a word about one of the competitors:

Davis has no problem describing himself as a redneck. He has a dog named Bubba. He loves to eat fried rabbit. His Chevy pickup has a homemade hood ornament of an anatomically correct bulldog (unquestionably male).

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