RockDrummer322: friendlyt=friendly.
lubcha132: thank you
lubcha132: i wasn't sure

BertOkma (10:22:57 PM): hahaha
lubcha132 (10:22:57 PM): hahaha

SandG1029: yeah bens brother..haha i once panced him
SandG1029: pantsed
lubcha132: pantced? pantzed?
lubcha132: pantzt
lubcha132: panczt
lubcha132: wow that's a toughie
SandG1029: yeah

mousetrap fever.

badboy21811: btw those mouse traps hurt like a bitch
lubcha132: i believe it
lubcha132: be lucky you're not a mouse
badboy21811: lol
badboy21811: i never understood why they would die from it until i got my finger nailed
badboy21811: my brother too
badboy21811: lol
lubcha132: haha
lubcha132: leave it in his underwear drawer or under his sheets
lubcha132: no don't
badboy21811: lol
badboy21811: hell beat the fuck out of me
lubcha132: yeah if he can stand up straight

lubcha132: i think i'm gonna leave a mousetrap in my backyard and get a squirrel
lubcha132: so i can make a streimel
DynamiteDG: hahahaha
lubcha132: i should put a little red paint on the ends of the trap
DynamiteDG: lol
DynamiteDG: blood?
lubcha132: OMG that's gross!
lubcha132: yeah

DEAR ABBY: I would like to comment on the letter from "Paying the Price," the grandmother who had a cup of coffee with a male acquaintance and got herpes.

I am an 84-year-old man who has never had a venereal disease, and I'm an avid coffee drinker. I have three or four 12-ounce mugs every day. I have been drinking coffee as long as I can remember. Abby, coffee will NOT give you herpes. -- OLD COFFEE HOUND IN TEXAS

lubcha132: ttyl
NIRVANA 3EB TOOL: ill ttyl

NikeAir23000 signed off at 10:42:04 PM.

i seem to have started a trend of putting a word in one's cell phone number

ex:

55five121two

if i have such an influence on people, i am bringing disco back.

Comic Sans - You are easy going and have a good
sense of humor. You are a nice change from the
norm. Beware of becoming too cliche.


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cliche? is that like quiche?

OnADiFErnTPlAnET: hey how was 6 flags
lubcha132: fantastic
lubcha132: weren't u there?
OnADiFErnTPlAnET: yea

DolphnLuv9: i love bread

Kitkatcrazy667: mm, bread
Kitkatcrazy667: i kissed my toaster oven
lubcha132: i hope it wasn't on

happy isru chag.

kingofgames1123: lol you are a smnart one
lubcha132: i've always been smnart

You are normal. Lucky little you


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YOU EAT PEOPLE!!!


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NIRVANA 3EB TOOL: i dont want to spend more n i hvae too since i just bought a guitar and im savin up for a stack
lubcha132: i thought that said steak
NIRVANA 3EB TOOL: i like steak
lubcha132: so do i
lubcha132: you know what else i like? steak
NIRVANA 3EB TOOL: haha me too

NikeAir23000: ll
lubcha132: ll
lubcha132: lol
NikeAir23000: lol!
lubcha132: lol

Auto response from Foo_ballplayer33: puking my brains out because of josh's extremely detailed response

lubcha132: u know (a person)'s SN? i think u told me but i lost i
lubcha132: t
SandG1029: mmm (a person)
lubcha132: mmm?
SandG1029: shes really yummy
SandG1029: (her SN)
lubcha132: do i want to go to the "why? and how do you know?" part of this?

Kitkatcrazy667: did u create mankind?
lubcha132: is this one of those jokes where the second party is unsuspecting?
Kitkatcrazy667: yes
Kitkatcrazy667: no, what the hell is that
lubcha132: or a pickup line
lubcha132: nah
lubcha132: you know like where i say

lubcha132: "someone told me you look like an owl"
lubcha132: and you say "who?"
lubcha132: and i say "well you sound like one too"
Kitkatcrazy667: lol

"It was like a kind of latter-day Goldilocks and The Three Bears, except the sleeping drunk had dark hair and we are not a family of woodland bears."

Yahoo! News - Man Drinks, Falls Asleep in Wrong House

"We will kill them all........most of them."

"I would've started a whole big Megillah"
-Frank Sinatra in The Manchurian Candidate

-=hsoJ=-

The 2000th hit here belongs to no other than...

Jenny!!!

sorry Fat

OnADiFErnTPlAnET: u no wat worpt tore is?
lubcha132: warped tour
OnADiFErnTPlAnET: yea i dont no how 2 spel but newayz

lubcha132: ben beat me in monopoly again
SandG1029: yeah i once lost a pair of pants to him in monopoly

badboy21811: whatever thats why my middle name is the best damn monopoly player in the ocuntry
lubcha132: that's one heck of a middle name

Spiraling/OK GO concert on thursday- AMAZING!!!

Shabbaton- AMAZING!!

being sick- eh.

MetsFanForLyfe: from now on every1 shall call me the great zamboni
lubcha132: you are a moron

MetsFanForLyfe: i still think we should make a camp fire at night and dance around it dressed as indians

NIRVANA 3EB TOOL: I AM A POLITICAL-SHMUCK ROCKER AND PROUD

Ahh..the days of innocence. When Monopoly money wasn't riddled with ©'s and ®'s, etc.

SB="game? uh..we're doing the cheat's taxes"
SM="W-2!!"

(watch this)

No one ever remembers my birthday.

lubcha132: sup
ang3l1ite23: nutin much.. drinking V8 Splash
ang3l1ite23: u?
lubcha132: nm you?
ang3l1ite23: ...
ang3l1ite23: nutin much.. u?
lubcha132: nm

I promise you that's what came up on the first try :D :D :D :D

(homestar)

NO WAY!!! NO WAY!!!





Which Homestar Runner character are you?

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Super 88

Soulnet1123: we had a bomb threat today
lubcha132: nice
lubcha132: we unraveled a softball today
lubcha132: we're not done though
Soulnet1123: cool