lubcha132: "this is a ghetto bound M train"
lubcha132: "the next stop is give me your money mother__ker"

OnADiFErnTPlAnET: hey josh are you good in english
lubcha132: i'm well in english, yes
OnADiFErnTPlAnET: thought so

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lubcha132: gross
TiPmE39: OMG LUBCHA I CLICKED ON THAT AND SOMEONE I WAS TALKING TO imED ME THE SECOND I DID...

lubcha132: winky?
shir287: winky?
DynamiteDG: wtf is a winky?
Knickspe33: winky?!

don't ask.

recipe for stereotypical AIM profile:

segment of queer (not gay, just queer) poetry or really bad song lyrics
links of various types
random smilies
stupid inside jokes
email address
<3 to bf/gf

Am i forgetting anything?
oh yeah- horrible grammar (sic) and spelling.

United States Patent: 5,489,624

hooray random searches on strange websites.

badboy21811: thats pretty damn bunny

BNK2124: theres a fox coming up my driveway
BNK2124: ugly animal
lubcha132: lol throw something at it
lubcha132: "brett honey, why is your dresser in the driveway?"
BNK2124: haha

StuffInABucket: yah i cvant do the pills either. when i try, i cant even swallow gum. its strange.
lubcha132: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW GUM!

MetsFanForLyfe: yo i was thinking of a concept to put rimz on strollers
MetsFanForLyfe: the kid will b like the coolest baby ever strolled
lubcha132: i got a better idea
lubcha132: how bout we get you some bling bling that says "i'm a retard"

MetsFanForLyfe: im wearing pajamas with little poodles on them right now
lubcha132: are you a) 5 years old
lubcha132: or b) a woman
MetsFanForLyfe: ab
lubcha132: ok, little girl
MetsFanForLyfe: yes thats me:-)
lubcha132: you will never live this down

MetsFanForLyfe: cool is the badge icon meant for sum41
MetsFanForLyfe: lol
lubcha132: no
MetsFanForLyfe: 41 jewish popsicles?
lubcha132: imagine the most disgust filled angry face
lubcha132: now imagine me making that face at you

lubcha132: i'm saving the 5 star insults for a really stupid comment
MetsFanForLyfe: is that a 5 star (note to thick: see above)
lubcha132: no that's a 4 star

MetsFanForLyfe: yo how was the parade
lubcha132: good
lubcha132: uneventful
MetsFanForLyfe: y uneventful
lubcha132: b/c nothing bad happened
MetsFanForLyfe: oic so did u end up marching with a donut or a croissant?
lubcha132: why do you talk?
MetsFanForLyfe: wtf is that supposed to mean
MetsFanForLyfe: u cant fuckin take a joke you got like no fuckin humor
lubcha132: if it made sense
lubcha132: it would be different
MetsFanForLyfe: i do this to people all the time and your like the only 1 that gives me bullshit