Geography Lesson

Y2JRVDCGIHHH10: uk and ireland have lots of castles
Y2JRVDCGIHHH10: and drek like that

Gmail delivers the goods

From an e-mail received today:
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LOL..i just saw the new thing on ur blog. IS that me? I said that? Wow, im a pushover, that's just sad

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Reverse Psychology

Lubcha132: what happened
anonymous: i dont want to talk about it
Lubcha132: ok
anonymous: fine ill tell u

Its tough being an editor

Lubcha132: did you write this
ANON: no
Lubcha132: ok so i can tell you to just put blank pieces of paper on the tables before shabbos with pens and people can write their own

Donald Duck said he was...

Cranberry police said a clerk at Gordon's Mini Market burst into laughter when the person wearing a Pluto mask walked into the store about 9:45 p.m. Tuesday.

The clerk was laughing so hard he didn't comply with the robber's demand to turn over the cash register money — so the frustrated robber left the store, police said.

"Pluto could have been a strung-out heroin addict," Kovach said. "You never know."


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Consider this some sort of apology for MU5

Lubcha132: i forgot to turn off my alarm clock :(
Rbb2k3: :(
Lubcha132: :( for everyone else

If it was a pig, it would have squealed (BOO)

...They sent out a batch of subpoenas for anyone who had contact with Albert K. Smith while he was jailed awaiting his murder trial. One of those subpoenas went out to 5-year-old Murphy Smith — Smith's dog, it turned out.

The defendant had written his dog a letter from his cell, and that is how the shih tzu's name got on the witness list.

Prosecutors realized the mistake on Tuesday after the defendant's brother brought in Murphy to answer the subpoena and a deputy would not let them into the courthouse because no dogs were allowed.

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Justice for Pacho!

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"When there are road accidents and serious injuries, the vehicles involved are always impounded," said Diana Rojas, spokeswoman for the Arauca city police department.

"We had to impound both the donkey and the motorcycle and put them at the disposal of investigators so they can decide what to do with them and whether to release them," she said.

Police said Tuesday they detained the suspect, a donkey named Pacho, after a motorcycle crashed into it on a road in a northeastern city, with the motorcyclist suffering serious injuries.

Analogy

Lubcha132: he's about as jewish as a monkey pastrami and swiss cheese sandwich on scallop bread