Andrew Lloyd Weber & Frank Lloyd Wright

"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."
-- Steve Martin

False Alarm

Lubcha132: look at my blog RIGHT NOW (editors note: the 2 previous posts)
Lubcha132: http://stilltheking.blogspot.com
[BERRY87: on our way home today we passed a trailer and i'm like, "i wonder if anyone lives there" so brenman goes, "could be some heroin addicts living in there shooting up every day" and then he goes, "OR it could be some nice family with a golden retriever u never know"]
Lubcha132: THERE IS A SHOW ON FOOD NETWORK ABOUT PIZZA AND AND RED PEPPER FLAKES
BERRY87: what do u think i'm watching
Lubcha132: you killed it
BERRY87: how do u think i know crap? i read a lot and watch A LOT of tv

A History lesson

BERRY87: red pepper was discoverd in 1492 by columbus
Lubcha132: ó
BERRY87: he was on an expedition to find black pepper...and since he found red pepper, thats what he called it
BERRY87: i'd love to have seen the look on the first shmuck who bit into a red pepper
BERRY87: his face...god
Lubcha132: the indians probably laughed until they capped one of them
Lubcha132: and they were probably laughing for a while cuz it took a while to load a gun back then

I'll have half an acre, extra cheese

BERRY87: do u know that americans eat about 100 acres of pizza every day?
Lubcha132: what i didn't know was that pizza is measured in acres

It has been a while

Y2JRVDCGIHHH10 (10:19:47 PM): theres a deli near boston
Y2JRVDCGIHHH10 (10:19:51 PM): reuben's
Lubcha132 (10:19:57 PM): like the sandwich
Y2JRVDCGIHHH10 (10:20:03 PM): kinda
Y2JRVDCGIHHH10 (10:20:08 PM): except no cheese
Lubcha132 (10:20:08 PM): except without the cheese

Baseball

Lubcha132: i have to find my boston hat
Bling2xx: yeh
Bling2xx: i woulndt suggest wearing it to yankee stadium if thats where it was but its good cuz its at fenway
Lubcha132: yeah that's like wearing a meat suit to the zoo
Bling2xx: yeah

Hahaahaha

I would put the comic in, but alas! it is too big and it screws up the template. Click here!


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C'est encroyable

RavPlony: i drew a picture of a frenchman covered in fith and stink lines and captioned it (in French) "I eat feces and I smell disgusting because I am French"
RavPlony: fith = filth
Lubcha132: je mange de feces et je (smell) [editors note: the word is sens, or pue] parce que je suis un francais
RavPlony: yup
Lubcha132: wow good to see i remember french

Idiom? What did you call me?

Lubcha132: what would be a similar but non religious version of "a cross to bear"
Lubcha132: i thought of "a big T to drag around" but its too similar

I didn't know this...

...and i bet no one else in the world did either.

There are two animals in the world (inc. Wisconsin) that walk on their knuckles:
the anteater
--and--
the ape

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Rubbing off

DolphnLuv9: hi
DolphnLuv9: i mean nu

How is this year different from all other years?

44 pages (i printed it for rosh hashanah reading...B"H i was too busy davening and learning [not to mention eating ;] to sit down and go through the whole thing) on why 5765 is a pretty awesome year

Esther can go, why can't I?

Madonna is coming to the Holy Land. The pop diva, a student of Jewish mysticism, was headed to Israel on a spiritual quest for the Jewish New Year, which begins at sundown Wednesday.
Her five-day visit, which includes trips to graves of rabbinical sages, brought a diversion to a country normally focused on the conflict with the Palestinians. Israelis reacted with a mix of excitement, bewilderment and anger.
The itinerary includes stops at the Western Wall in Jerusalem; the northern city of Safed, a center of Kabbalah; and Rachel's Tomb, the traditional burial place of the biblical matriarch in the West Bank town of Bethlehem.
It also includes discussions on the first-centry sage Akiva and Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai, author of the Zohar, the core text of Kabbalah.

====WHY GEDOLIM ROCK====
Other religious leaders have been harsher. Rabbi Yitzhak Kadouri [editor's note: Shlit"a], a leading Kabbalist and revered rabbinical sage, said in a recent newspaper interview that non-Jews — and women in general — are banned from studying Jewish mysticism.
"It is forbidden to teach a non-Jew Kabbalah," he said.

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(since no one reads the comments i wager:)
The title was not exactly supposed to be funny

Reminds me of the one about the...

DynamiteDG: i had the beginning of a joke on my plane
DynamiteDG: a rabbi, a priest and a munk walk on to the plane...
DynamiteDG: and its true, they were all on my plane :-)

so a rabbi a priest and a monk walk into a bar, and the bartender says "what is this a joke?

no comment

ultimatesoad22: im sorri i cant speel
ultimatesoad22: im isreali
Lubcha132: u can't even spell your nationality
ultimatesoad22: ISRAELY
Lubcha132: LOL
ultimatesoad22: y the LOL
Lubcha132: oh no reason

not even in a past life

Singergurl187: i dont know why but i always assumed u were a druggie at some point
Singergurl187: no offense

New Guinness Record Category

BERRY87: u know what i was thinking about
Lubcha132: growing payos
BERRY87: no, no
Lubcha132: and then seeing how much u can lift with them
Lubcha132: :O GOOD IDEA

those crazy dutch

"I just got off the phone with a man who was cycling in the area with his children, when suddenly two naked men came running across the road." she added with a sigh.

you might want to skip this rant

(if you can read hebrew click on the title)

i'm trying to look at people favorably (as you may have seen in a previous post)
maybe they misplaced my number
and my address
and my e-mail address...es

maybe i'm a bad influence and they want to distance themselves from that

maybe they don't have a lot of time to spend talking to people, and i'm not on their a-lists

maybe they don't want to disturb my learning

maybe it's (the possessive form has no apostrophe) because i'm here and they're there

whatever it is "i'm sure" its for the best

testing new stuff

i added (or tried) email a post, which means u can send people posts you like on here.

Working on middos

Lubcha132: i'm trying to be dan lekaf zchus with people
(judging people favorably)
BERRY87: i'm trying just not to hit people

I was cleaning the floors...

BERRY87: y were u at the post office
Lubcha132: i had to mail something why do people go to the post office

If I Wanted To...

Y2JRVDCGIHHH10: hows the independance?
Lubcha132: i could smoke crack if i wanted to
Lubcha132: no maybe the fire alarm would go off
Y2JRVDCGIHHH10: lol
Lubcha132: i could shoot up if i wanted to